Get your angels straight.

Flipping through our five measly rabbit-ear TV channels, I happened to run across the Cubs vs. Dodgers game. Apparently the Cubs have a left fielder named Angel Pagan.
Funny shit.
Angel Pagan. One huge contradiction, is it not? But I guess his parents thought "Cupid" would be too effeminate for a boy, or worse: a bad baseball name.
Still, I'd prefer a bad baseball name to one that cancels itself out.